gehbiahblue: I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
ALL MY SHOWS ARE ENDING
jasonaitor: How i met your mother and Big bang are finishing up the season and House is finished altogether All I can think about when I think about it is “Everything is Ending” EVERYTHING IS ENDING I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SEE IT SOONA, I KNOW THAT THIS IS WAH I NEED TO DO… I don’t know. So many mindfucks.
My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
loki-cat: keelychu: i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR what are you talking about thAT”S WHAT PEOPLE DO!
infinitexposure: why do i not have a baby duck right now oh my god everything would be okay
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
batreaux: i’m not like most girls, my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
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ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International…
weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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castielsass: nothing you say to me will ever make me call j2 jay-squared
lordvoldie: I love how tumblr goes through shitloads of different obsessions and they’re the only thing people reblog or post about, but when it all dies down, harry potter is still there