January 2012
Do you think Benedict Cumberbatch would be better at slicing tomatoes if he tried using his cheekbones?
“This cave system is the worst!”
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“Steve’s sister lives and works!”
I can't anymore...these subtitles xD
“I know it’s overwhelming, I can’t even handle it!”
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“Analyst overwhelming like Canadian handle it.”
No really. These youtube subtitles.
What the guy is saying:
“Holy testicles, this is a humongous cave.”
What the subtitles say:
“Testicles this is a cherry manga skeet.”
I'm watching some video's on youtube with subtitles. Oh my god. They are so messed up. I can't stop laughing XD
One bright morning
in the middle of the night
two dead boys
got up to fight
back to back
they faced eachother
pulled their knives
and shot eachother
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys
and if you don’t believe its true
go ask the blind man
he saw it, too.
- me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
- andrew scott:
- me:
- andrew scott:
- me:
- andrew scott:
- me:
- andrew scott: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
- me: it's what moriarty would have done
The more I drink of this energy drink, the more I want to sleep.
The 33rd GIF in your folder is your reaction to when you find out that your favorite celebrity has seen your tumblr. The 133rd was their reaction to your blog.
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When Arthur Conan Doyle originally killed Sherlock Holmes?
People went around wearing black, and one woman wrote a letter to Doyle addressed, “You murderer!”
There is nothing new in fandom.
:’D The fandom that’s stretched for more than a century.
Woke up this morning to find one of my birds missing. Then I found a snake.
R.I.P LITTLE BIRDIE. I WILL MISS YOU.
